life? anyone?

The worst part of eating hobos is their non-stop whining (dirt and smell takes second place). I mean come on. Hobos sit on their fat asses all day begging for money and complaining how hard their life is and how cruel glod is to them, the only excersice they will be doing is walking up from their spot to go to the nearest liquor store or drug dealer... therefore i see no point for them in ever having appendages in the first place. The solution to their protest of them needing their legs as i've found out a few weeks ago is to give them a bottle of cheap wine. This way they stop whining and they marinate themselves in the process...

Speaking of life, what exactly is it?(i know some of you may say that this blog posting is very like one i used to write, but i've recently recieved new insights towards it). Life... We all lament it. We all hate it(most of the time). We all wonder if it leads us towards the life we want... But has anybody really REALLY consider what life is? Have you? Lots of you undoubtatly think that life is predestined by some unknown glod with some magical pen on some magical paper, tasking each creature to live a pre-destined life. But is it really? If it is then what is the entire purpose of living? We might as well be robots which reproduce by mating.

So what is life then? Well lets consider the case. Life began when the heart of a creature begins beating. Life begins when they creatures brain(or likewise instrument) sends it's first impulse to the creature. Life begins with the creatures first action. Yes, the first action taken by the creature in question is the first step towards a journey that is twisted and filled with obstacles that Arnold Schwarzenegger will flinch at. And as with all actions taken, it tends to have consequences. And then as any creature will logically do, it will react to the consequence by performing another action, thus sparking a chain reaction. For instance, take the case of a baby emerging from the womb of a pregnant lady. When the baby opens it's eyes(action) it sees the world for the first time(consequence), this image is sent back to the brain(action), which determines that the world it has been borne in is a scary hell(consequence), thus it proceeds to cry(action), and resulting in the doctor pronouncing it as healthy(consequence) and so on... Thus i conclude that life, in essence, is the action taken by a creature, followed by it's consequence, followed by another action, and so on and so forth.

So no. Life is not pre-destined. Life was never written down beforehand, only after. Life is determined by one creature and only one creature. The creature involved itself. So when you are in one hell of a shitty situation, don't think that life is getting you down. It is the result of you making an error in your judgement and thus arriving at the current predicament. And at which point there is no point in asking glod to help you either as even is she/he existed, she/he is probably too busy frying people with thunderbolts to listen to you rant and help you out of it. So don't look up in desperation. Look forward with renewed vigor and confidence and take the best way out. the will be painful consequences, but the action you take will cause the future to have brighter consequences. The future is written by yourself and yourself alone. Don't lose hope. Never lose hope.

Ok, this hobo is finished. I'm going to find another one. Have fun looking forward people, this way it'll be easier for me to sneak up behind you.

tag!!! i'm it!!! TT( you tagged me where it hurts...)

Ladies and Gentleman, i have been tagged. Yes, and it hurts. A lot.
well let me get on with it then

Tagged by : Alsy...

RULES:
1. The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.
5. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

8 different points about my perfect lover (girl... hopefully):
a) willing
b) understanding
c) forgiving
d) can cook
e) looks cute
f) melodious
g) streetwise
h) loves me as much as i love her

hmm... who to tag...
i tag : Yorsh, YorLin, fevernuts, soya

and for those who are expecting something funny, sorry, not this time... instead, take a lok at this
witness the scourge of disney... you'll never look at the show the same way again

dont you think it's a bit too late?

I'm a very liberal zombie, after all even homosapiens deserve a chance to prove themselves worthy... However there are some homosapiens that really disgusts me... recently in the papers there was a story of another child rapist and murderer... Apparently some homosapien had gotten a little too horny for the little girls' good, found the girl, kidnapped her, raped her, killed her, and finally stuffed her corpse in a bag and left it outside a store... Her corpse was only found on day later when a manager opened it to inspect it's contents...

These homosapiens are sick, preying on the weaker of their kind, imposing their will on those unable to defend themselves, desecrating their innosence, snuffing out the life of one who could be, want to be, will never be successful and good, and finally leaving her around like a used condom for all to see... If i ever find any of those homosapiens, i'll just tear off an arm, a leg and a penis and lock them up in my basement with less than enough food, this way they will have to live and suffer throughout the remainder of their lives...

Yet come to think about it, are they the only ones at fault here? I'm not trying to give those sickos standing ground, i'm just presenting all the facts involved... Why is it that a sicko like that is given the opportunity to kidnap the little girl? why is it that no one noticed the dissapearance of 7 other girls between the age of 6-10 before this happened? why was it that a sicko like this even existed in the first place?

In my opinon, these three problems all have one common factor... Bad parenting. come on, which responsible parent will leave their kid alone in a danger prone area and not pay attention to their childrens well-being? What kind of parents will not post the dissapearance of their children in newspapers all over the country in a desperate attempt to find their children? why is it that the parents of sickos like this have never instilled any consience in their kid? These parents are also in need of some common sense instillment classes...

This sicko however did teach us something, he has taught us to constantly be grateful that your loved ones are alive, are protected and are happy... it tells parents to be careful for their children, it teaches guys to be grateful for their girls, it tells homosapiens to be more aware of these freaks of nature...

that said, i think i'll go eat a hobo... have fun you bunch of homosapiens, and beware, i could be behind you...