Friday, January 18, 2008

bored sunny day...

Heya peeps, as you guys probably know by now, I have graduated from ICPU (International Canadian Pre-University)(No that does not mean I'm planning to go to Canada). So while staying at home waiting for Universities to accept me (don't know what's the delay, do they really need to think that long?*insert evil laughter*), I get to stay at home and help my mom do house chores! Yipeeeee no wait... not yipee...

Anyway, one day my mom told me to clear up some sand right in front of our driveway because, "when it rains and the cars comes in, the sand that gets stuck to the tires will trail themselves into the front porch! And guess who will have to sweep that up?" So i guess, you'd find me squatting in front if my house, piling sand into little dunes with a spade, and generally making others think I'm retarded or something...

Looking at the tiny piles of sand, reminded me a bit of the civilization series of games, you know, the ones where you have to lead a civilization to global dominance... well here is zombtropolis(and other neighboring cities)(The word in green is somestateoranother)
And here are the tiny merchants(those are ants by the way)
This is the polluted land in the area
(the cat pissed on it)
And here's the giant that destroys cities(It is dangerous, really)
And here is the great disaster(stupid rain... All my hard work... Gone... NOOOOOoooooOOooo!!!!!)

Hmm... seems kinda sad isn't it? A civilization gone like that, kinda reminds you how fragile homosapiens are... i feel so sorry for you guys... anyway, my sister wants me to go listen to another one of her songs, catch you guys later, and do remember , my sister's album is coming out soon, watch for it

Saturday, December 29, 2007

ah... kena tag... again!!! oh well, here goes:
1. What were you doing last midnight?
- trying to get drunk

2. What color of shirt are you wearing right now?
- red

4. Do you have a thing for anyone on your Top 8?
- er... rephrase?

5.How many people in your Friendster do you know in real life?
- not too sure, most of them i guess

6. What are your nicknames?
- ks king, zombie, and some others...

5. Do you have a pet?
- 2 dogs, 2 cats, a bunch of fish... some cockroaches...

8. What are your parents' middle names?
- soo and nai

9. Most recent movie watched?
- hmm... tough one... dont remember.

10. Name 3 things that you have ON you at all times.
- wallet
- depressing thoughs
- handphone

11. Give or receive a foot massage?
- gave

12. Teacher you had the hots for.
- heh heh, private question la brather

13. How much cash do you have right now?
- about 20 bucks, not counting shillings

14. 4th person in your received calls list?
- Mom

15. What's your phone ring tone?
- fall out boy-carpal tunnel of love

17. What were you doing at midnight two nights ago?
- onlining

18. How many people on your friends list are ex's?
- 1

19. What is your favorite part of the chicken?
- all the same to me

20. What's your favorite city?
- Subang

21. Whats your favorite color?
- Blue

22. I can't wait to...?
- take over the world! MUAHAHAHAHA

23. When was the last time you saw your mom?
- 1 minute ago

24. What's the best insult you've ever heard or said?
- said:" i mean, look at you... not that there's much to look at, but still..."

27. How long have you been at your current job?
- 18 years

28. Is Tom on your friends list?
- yea, got a few peeping toms in my list

29. What's the last thing you said out loud?
- SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!

31. What is the last thing/person you spent over $100 on?
- if i'm not mistaken i think it was my shoes

32. Who's your favorite villain?
- me

33. Whats the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?
- a belt from my sis

34. I really wish I drove a...?
- hydrogen powered car

35. What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
- urbandead, deadawaken, minewars, funny-games, gamespot, gmail, facebook, blogger, hotmail, friendster...

36. Last text message in your phone?
- I guess so. But i only go to tat app when someone do something to me

37. Do you have an air freshener in your car?
- zilch

38. Do you have plants in your room?
- nada

39. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
- vodka martini

40. Last piece of e-mail opened?
- something about dim sum

41. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
- my heart

42. What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
- singapore

43. Last alcoholic drink?
- cherry vodka

44. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
- might

45. Do you own a picture phone?
- yea

46. What's your bf/gf, or most recent ex birthday?
- october 29th

47. What's your favorite Starbucks drink?
- chocolate will do

48. Do you exercise as much as you should?
- Nope

49. Did you do the deed on prom night?
- unfortunately no

50. Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you?
- depends

51. Where were you last year for Christmas?
- at home, thinking sad thoughts

52. If I don't like you?
- then you can eat my shorts

53. Recent time you were really upset?
- now?

I tag.......... whoever reads this!

Monday, December 3, 2007

Guess who's back

*Hibernation mode: engaged*
*Deactivate hibernation mode: 0.Yes 1.No*
*0 recieved*
*Hibernation mode deactivated*
*Main systems online*
*Welcome back my lord and master, everlasting commandant zombie*

Hoorah!!! Exams are OVER!!! Woot!!!! Yay!!! High Five!!!(pumps fist into the air)YE...(hits chin)..OOOOFFF!! ouch....

ok ok, now that that display of pleasure is finished, lets continue with my first blog post in a month. my finals are over(yes, unfortunately even a zombie has to adhere to homosapien educational woes) which means that my college year is over... which also means i will have to be distanced from my girl friend... which sucks on a large scale... but still i'll make the most of what i have... which means i'll need an excuse to stay in subang for the duration of december... which leads me to tell you all i have a job. in subang, paying 5 bucks an hour... it'll do.

anyway, christmass is coming, another festival where homosapiens stuff themselves full of food and give each other gifts to convey love and peace... all this just to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. Seriously that guy is one lucky bastard(what? True wert), to have 32% of the world population celebrating his b-day... not that it's something good though, imagine the pain his mom went through to borne a baby while still being a virgin (though i doubt the authenticity of that statement)... During this season of sharing and caring, there are those who profit a lot(little kids and storeowners), and there are those who lose a lot(parents of spoilt kids and boyfriends), but still homosapiens continue this tradision that ensures economical stability (recycling money). normally i don't like to join a crowd(excpet when i'm eating) but in this case, i guess i'll give it a go.

Merry Christmass from your friendly neighbourhood zombie

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

winter is coming

due to closeness of exams and lack of inspiration, this blog will temporarily enter a state of hibernation. will revive it as soon as i can. sorry

Monday, September 24, 2007

life? anyone?

The worst part of eating hobos is their non-stop whining (dirt and smell takes second place). I mean come on. Hobos sit on their fat asses all day begging for money and complaining how hard their life is and how cruel glod is to them, the only excersice they will be doing is walking up from their spot to go to the nearest liquor store or drug dealer... therefore i see no point for them in ever having appendages in the first place. The solution to their protest of them needing their legs as i've found out a few weeks ago is to give them a bottle of cheap wine. This way they stop whining and they marinate themselves in the process...

Speaking of life, what exactly is it?(i know some of you may say that this blog posting is very like one i used to write, but i've recently recieved new insights towards it). Life... We all lament it. We all hate it(most of the time). We all wonder if it leads us towards the life we want... But has anybody really REALLY consider what life is? Have you? Lots of you undoubtatly think that life is predestined by some unknown glod with some magical pen on some magical paper, tasking each creature to live a pre-destined life. But is it really? If it is then what is the entire purpose of living? We might as well be robots which reproduce by mating.

So what is life then? Well lets consider the case. Life began when the heart of a creature begins beating. Life begins when they creatures brain(or likewise instrument) sends it's first impulse to the creature. Life begins with the creatures first action. Yes, the first action taken by the creature in question is the first step towards a journey that is twisted and filled with obstacles that Arnold Schwarzenegger will flinch at. And as with all actions taken, it tends to have consequences. And then as any creature will logically do, it will react to the consequence by performing another action, thus sparking a chain reaction. For instance, take the case of a baby emerging from the womb of a pregnant lady. When the baby opens it's eyes(action) it sees the world for the first time(consequence), this image is sent back to the brain(action), which determines that the world it has been borne in is a scary hell(consequence), thus it proceeds to cry(action), and resulting in the doctor pronouncing it as healthy(consequence) and so on... Thus i conclude that life, in essence, is the action taken by a creature, followed by it's consequence, followed by another action, and so on and so forth.

So no. Life is not pre-destined. Life was never written down beforehand, only after. Life is determined by one creature and only one creature. The creature involved itself. So when you are in one hell of a shitty situation, don't think that life is getting you down. It is the result of you making an error in your judgement and thus arriving at the current predicament. And at which point there is no point in asking glod to help you either as even is she/he existed, she/he is probably too busy frying people with thunderbolts to listen to you rant and help you out of it. So don't look up in desperation. Look forward with renewed vigor and confidence and take the best way out. the will be painful consequences, but the action you take will cause the future to have brighter consequences. The future is written by yourself and yourself alone. Don't lose hope. Never lose hope.

Ok, this hobo is finished. I'm going to find another one. Have fun looking forward people, this way it'll be easier for me to sneak up behind you.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

tag!!! i'm it!!! TT( you tagged me where it hurts...)

Ladies and Gentleman, i have been tagged. Yes, and it hurts. A lot.
well let me get on with it then

Tagged by : Alsy...

1. The tag victim has to come up with 8 different points about his/her perfect lover.
2. Have to mention the gender of his/her perfect lover.
3. Tag eight other victims to join this game and leave a comment on their blog.
4. If you are tagged the second time, there is NO need to do this again.
5. Lastly, and most importantly, HAVE FUN DOING IT.

8 different points about my perfect lover (girl... hopefully):
a) willing
b) understanding
c) forgiving
d) can cook
e) looks cute
f) melodious
g) streetwise
h) loves me as much as i love her

hmm... who to tag...
i tag : Yorsh, YorLin, fevernuts, soya

and for those who are expecting something funny, sorry, not this time... instead, take a lok at this
witness the scourge of disney... you'll never look at the show the same way again

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

dont you think it's a bit too late?

I'm a very liberal zombie, after all even homosapiens deserve a chance to prove themselves worthy... However there are some homosapiens that really disgusts me... recently in the papers there was a story of another child rapist and murderer... Apparently some homosapien had gotten a little too horny for the little girls' good, found the girl, kidnapped her, raped her, killed her, and finally stuffed her corpse in a bag and left it outside a store... Her corpse was only found on day later when a manager opened it to inspect it's contents...

These homosapiens are sick, preying on the weaker of their kind, imposing their will on those unable to defend themselves, desecrating their innosence, snuffing out the life of one who could be, want to be, will never be successful and good, and finally leaving her around like a used condom for all to see... If i ever find any of those homosapiens, i'll just tear off an arm, a leg and a penis and lock them up in my basement with less than enough food, this way they will have to live and suffer throughout the remainder of their lives...

Yet come to think about it, are they the only ones at fault here? I'm not trying to give those sickos standing ground, i'm just presenting all the facts involved... Why is it that a sicko like that is given the opportunity to kidnap the little girl? why is it that no one noticed the dissapearance of 7 other girls between the age of 6-10 before this happened? why was it that a sicko like this even existed in the first place?

In my opinon, these three problems all have one common factor... Bad parenting. come on, which responsible parent will leave their kid alone in a danger prone area and not pay attention to their childrens well-being? What kind of parents will not post the dissapearance of their children in newspapers all over the country in a desperate attempt to find their children? why is it that the parents of sickos like this have never instilled any consience in their kid? These parents are also in need of some common sense instillment classes...

This sicko however did teach us something, he has taught us to constantly be grateful that your loved ones are alive, are protected and are happy... it tells parents to be careful for their children, it teaches guys to be grateful for their girls, it tells homosapiens to be more aware of these freaks of nature...

that said, i think i'll go eat a hobo... have fun you bunch of homosapiens, and beware, i could be behind you...